Tuesday, 31 August 2010

2010.08.31

… MORNING RUNNING SMOOTHLY … SOME WORK … MORE W.O.T. … I HEARD THE BOSSES HERE MAY TRY TO ENROLL M.G. MORON FROM A1889 … I HOPE FOR THEIR SAKES IT’S JUST RUMOURS OR IT’S GOING TO BE CERTAIN COLLAPSE FOR THE FIRM …
… I FEAR THESE POSTINGS MAY BECOME PRETTY BORING … BUT THAT’S WHAT ‘OPERATION WOT’ IS ALL ABOUT AFTER ALL - A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME … THE WORK WE DO IS PRACTICALLY POINTLESS … WE INK SHEETS OF PAPER THAT WILL GET WRITTEN ON AND THEN THROWN AWAY … IT’S NOT EVEN BOOKS THAT YOU MAY READ AND READ AGAIN AND THEY CAN LAST THROUGH TIME …
… AND WE’RE ONLY ON DAY 2 … THE PREVIOUS WOT WAS CERTAINLY FUNNIER … HERE THE PEOPLE ARE PRETTY SAD OVERALL …
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Monday, 30 August 2010

2010.08.30

... LOCATION : SMALL PRE-PRESS OFFICE IN THE OUTSKIRTS OF TURIN, NORTHERN ITALY. WE ARE ON CET -CENTRAL EUROPEAN TIME- ...THE OFFICE IS RUN BY HOAXX, R., CHIEF OF PRE-PRESS, THE MAN I TAKE MY ORDERS FROM ... THE REST OF THE STAFF ARE PYKE, M. -PLATE MAKING - PICKETT, I. -COLOUR PRINTER - REDD, J. -B/W PRINTER ... THE OFFICE CONSISTS OF 3 ROOMS, 3 TOILETS AND A LUNCH AREA WITH FRIDGE AND MICROWAVE ... THE SETTING IS OK ALTHOUGH NOT FANCY ... WE HAVE A CLEANING LADY COMING ON WEDNESDAYS ...
... DELIVERY IN/OUT OF NEW AND READY JOBS OCCURES AT 0800 AND 1330HRS ... THE MAN IN CHARGE OF OUR SECTOR IS CASTLE, F. ... HE COMES IN AT 0830 AND 1330HRS TO EXPLAIN NEW JOBS ... OTHER TOP HATS : CASTLE, M. -BROTHER OF THE AFOREMENTIONED- AND CASTLE, S. -FATHER OF THE OTHER TWO ... THE JOB IS DONE ON OBSOLETE MAC MACHINES (G4s) WITH NO NETWORK CONNECTTION ... EVERY TIME WE HAVE TO SEND A FILE VIA EMAIL WE HAVE TO COPY IT ONTO A USB PEN AND TRANSFER IT TO THE WEB-CONNECTED PC (WIN XP) ... WE ALSO HAVE A MAC G5 WITH SOME MORE UP-TO-DATE SOFTWARE ...

...AUG 30.2010 - THE MOOD IS CALM, NO BIG  RUSH, PERHAPS DUE TO BEING THE FIRST DAY AFTER A LONG HOLIDAY BREAK ... WE LEARNT THIS AFTERNOON THAT MY PREDECESSOR, A MORON BY THE NAME OF LOCATELL, A., PASSED AWAY RECENTLY ... HE HAD LEFT THE JOB DUE TO BRAIN CANCER AND THAT OBVIOUSLY TOOK ITS TOLL ...

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Saturday, 28 August 2010

TESTING TRANSMISSION

.TESTING TRANSMISSION REPORT ... OPERATION WASTE-OF-TIME IS GOING UNDERWAY ... OPERATION WILL START MONDAY AUGUST 30, 0800HRS CET ... ALL SYSTEMS GO ...
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